Wanna know what one of my biggest pet peeves is? The very words. Pet. Peeve. Where in the Johnny dilly did they get those words? I hate that term. So…Anyway…

I don’t like people following me. Like a shadow You just want to smack them out of your orbit, or check your pockets for the huge magnet which is attracting the metal in their braces.

Another one. Stupid people. I hate explaining things 50 times before giving up on them ever comprehending anything deeper than “So last Tuesday…” Or people acting stupid for no reasons other than being stupid. Not for humor even! Sheez, take the whole bottle of stupid pills today or something?