Y’know, I love belching. It’s just a release of pure humanity. Like saying, “ahhhhh” with style. And it’s usually odor free. Unless you’ve just eaten Potstickers.

Farting, on the other hand, I detest. It’s crude, embarrassing, and worst of all, stinky. So, I’d spruce up farts a little. I’d made them smell good, like perfume, or food, chocolate, fruit, flowers, etc. And just to top it all off, I’d even add a little glitter, a few streamers, just to say to people, “hey, I just farted and I’m stinkin’ proud! I decorated the world odiferously!”